ringletcurl:

i get that not everyone likes everyone……but if you got something negative to say about harry then……i can’t let that slide

fartgallery:

*on a long car ride*

me: I spy with my little eye-

girlfriend: no

me: …

girlfriend: …

me: I hears with my little ears-

lobotomybarbie:

Some people think they are “in love” when they are actually “a crackhead”

should i start blogging again yes or no 

smooth91point5:

me on the surface: who trying to get smoked OUT

me on the inside: these vices are a temporary substitute for the feeling of contentment I so dearly long for

me deeeeeeeper on the inside: im trying get SMOKED OUT BOOYYYYYYYY

flowerfae:

[chopped voice] so i look down at the basket and i’m immediately thinking i can’t cook,

stachionalgeographic:

yeet pray love

dildonius:

fee fi fo fuck